Friday, October 7, 2011

FOOD JOKES (2) - EXTRA FUNNY. HEART LOCKET AWARD FROM SIE

FOOD JOKES (2) - EXTRA FUNNY
These were comments I received on my previous Food Jokes posted at:   http://www.cooking-vaieties.blogspot.com/2011/9/food-jokes-from-cooking-varieties.html

Lynne said:    Wan, nice blog, you are my cup of tea.  http://blogmenagerie.blogspot.com
CV said:         Thanks so much Lynne. You are the apple of my eyes….

Katrina said:  This is no joke! But why on earth name this very special chicken part “Bishop’s    nose”... Oh please anybody, explain why?           http://women724.blogspot.com
CV said:        That can be quite confusing, I can’t give you the right answers.  Aha! why not ask the  Bishop’s brother? He won’t lie would he? Or ask his brother’s wife-she can explain better:)                   


Alfandi said:  Rib tickling        http://alfandidigitalartwork.blogspot.com
CV said:  Oh blessed you. You must be the one with Spare ribs?

Andreea said: What’s the worst thing about being an octopus?
                      Washing his hands before dinner        http://curioustendencies.blogspot.com
CV said:        Octopus eats “Finger licking good” food, there is no need to wash hands after dinner

1-2punch said:  I am glad you are enjoying this thing called blogging. Nice to meet “NOni fruit”
CV said:       Nice to meet you too, BUT HEY!  You  1-2 punch the NOni fruit???   Happy blogging 2u2

Lena said: IF CAN, NEXT TIME I TRY TO CHEW ON SOME BONES AND EAT THEM, FOR MY BONES    http://herfrozenwings.blogspot.com/
CV said:  I told you, logically, the right food for our bones is bone. Therefore, consuming a lot of chicken claws/ bones contain a lot of calcium (is good). Thanks Lena, you are the only one who accepted the challenge. ha ha ha


THE BBQ SAUCE TASTER  

FOOD TASTING ON A  BRAND NEW BBQ SAUCE


The Manufacturer's representative said:
Our product which has its own rich bbq sauce ingredients, that will truly complement your own bbq marinade. We invited 4 RENOWNED FOOD TASTERS (FT) to sample our sauce and voice their comments, here they are:

FT 1: Has a great burnt flavor. There is no need to use mesquit wood briquettes- how economical and ahaa!  with  a hint of buffalo too!  may be they add the buffalo skin to this sauce…wow! what a wow! sauce

FT 2: Has a woody bbq flavor. There is no need to use pine wood briquettes- protects your greens and ahaa!  Its got a kind of “passing by smell” of a rabbit ON carrot diet… wow ! a healthy sauce is the wow! factor here.... fantastic innovation in the name of sauce....

FT 3: Has a BBQ’d wood flavor (barbequed wood?). This sauce will simply adds a very strong woody flavor to your bbq meat, like it tastes more woody than meaty… I don’t get any buffalo or rabbit in here. The wood must have burnt them out…wow! wow! fantastic innovation in the name of bbq..

FT 4: Has a strange new  thingy here.. nothing woody or meaty.. ahaa! It’s cinnamon..Yeah spicy, I think they want to penetrate the Asian market- very economically strategic input Ma!
Hey, and a “passing by smell” of ghee too. MUST BE THAT BUFFALO. Wow weeee! 


If you have any Foodie jokes to share, please put it down in my comment box, I may just publish them in my future Food Jokes post, with your link added. Thank you –smile.. an everlasting smile
To whom it may concern only:- Not allowed to publish my jokes without prior permission via email/ comment box. Thank you.


 HEART LOCKET AWARD FROM SIE
MY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO SIE FOR THE LOVELY LOCKET AWARD.
Sie, a Philippino Chinese, is the author of a writer’s blog “ A Life’s journey”. A friendly and pretty woman who loves music and cooking healthy food. 
Unfortunately, Sie has a heart ailment and often fainted due to this, but she is a strong woman and still able to responsibly and lovingly take care of her two kids. I wish for Sie all the best in life and may all her good wishes come true.
Do visit her blog at :   http://insidemeanings.blogspot.com/
The heart lockets carries some rules with it, they are:
1. If you get the award, pass it on to 7 blogs
2. Put in the picture of the award in your post
3. Don’t  pass this award back to me
4. Answer the questions below and post it in your blog
Only 2 Questions, it’s good to know you better:
- What makes you feel great about yourself ?
- Who inspires you most? Also be more specific , which qualities inspire you, in each person?  you can list as many people you like.
My answers:
1. I feel great whenever I feel good
2. I am not inspired by a few specific person(s), in fact a lot of people inspire me, each one in their own way, including my family.
Nisha,              Kristen,               Neha,              Uma
Cindyrina,           Amina,           Tatabonita
My choice of 7 great blogger friends giveaway this lovely award:


1. Nisha     http://nishaslifestyle.blogspot.com/       Lifestyle
2. Kristen     http://wiseanticsoflife.blogspot.com   Frugal antics of a harried  homemaker
3. Neha      http://muchmorethanahomemaker.blogspot.com/  Foodie, from my heart
4. Uma      http://umaskitchenexperiments.blogspot.com/      My kitchen experiments
5. Cindyrina :  http://princesscindyrina.blogspot.com   Life is extreme and it is no joke
6. Amina:    http://aminacreations.blogspot.com/  Dresses, recipes, crafts and more
7. Tatabonita (y-rahmasari)   http://bonitofood.blogspot.com/    Foodie blog

21 comments:

  1. Lovely post.. Congrats on the awards too!!

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  2. smiles on my saturday morning!

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  3. What a lovely post! Congratulations on the awards - they are well deserved!

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  4. Wonderful post...

    delicious n healthy archives too..first time here..loved ur space n happy to follow u..
    Do drop by as time permits...
    http://creativesanyukta.blogspot.com/
    Sanyukta

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  5. Nice, very funny. I will post when I think of a food joke

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  6. This is fun to read ;-)) Congratulations on the awards.
    Have a wonderful weekend!
    Angie

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  7. A nice read!! And thx dear for the diwali wishes :)
    Prathima Rao
    Prats Corner

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  8. Thank you so much for the award! You made my day :-)

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  9. It is so difficult to keep my weight under control!
    Therefore as from now
    I will use dish-washing liquid for showering;
    ON THE BOTTLE IT CLAIMS
    “Dissolves fat that is otherwise so difficult to remove”!

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  10. many thanks for the kind visits and sweet comments, to jasna, julie, UK web hosting,
    ann, sanyukta gour, three cookies,
    angie, prathima, yummy chunklet and Katrina.
    Have a nice day and a wonderful weekend :)

    @ Katrina- thanks! great joke, will publish

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  11. Tell me one thing , is there a place left in your home to put that award. Coz you have many awards but small home.
    Check out my new post on a kid.

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  12. congrats to these fabulous bloggers regards

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  13. Balqis is unable to effect comment directly at my comment box recently, this was done via bloggers.com email to me

    BalqisZarienisya has commented on your profile:
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    Congrats once again for the Heart locket Award. :)

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  14. thank you dear...really appreciate for your care........

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  15. Hi, interesting post. Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
    You have a great week and keep a song in your heart.
    Lee.

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  16. thanks Anu and Lee for the visits and comments.

    @Lee- LOL you are funny !! reserve my response to this,u until i publish ok

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  17. Congrats to the bloggers, this was such a great posting! BBQ sauce rules!

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  18. hahaha..Wan well..Andreea has a good point there..thank you so much Wan for receiving the award..thank you for describing me that way..*shy*..♥hugs♥

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  19. So sorry for coming late. Thanks a lot for the award and I've already posted it, yeayyy!!! :D

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